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THIS STRIPPER EATING PIZZA ON STAGE WHILE WORKING THE POLE AT LOW PHYSICAL INTENSITY AND GETTING CASH THROWN AT HER IS A LIFE LEVEL WE SHOULD ALL ASPIRE TO REACH EACH AND EVERY DAY
I PUT THIS BILLBOARD UP ON THE HIGHWAY TO COACHELLA TO PROMOTE MY WINE AND TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT IT’S OK TO BE ANY RACE, RELIGION, OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION, BUT IT’S NEVER OK TO MAKE ME WATCH YOUR INSTAGRAM STORY OF BEYONCÉ PERFORMING FROM A MILE AWAY WHILE YOUR HAND IS FUCKING SHAKING @webroughtwine #coachella
Jim Carrey 2018 is emotionally unstable and sooooo fucking woke.
GUY WHO SITS NEXT TO ME LISTENS TO EDM AT LOW VOLUME AT 10:30 AM AND BITES DIRECTLY INTO STRINGCHEESE INSTEAD OF PEELING IT. TRULY A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
I wish my tiny rock shrimp sized Jewish penis was nearly as long as the receipt I get when I buy a single bag of peanut M&M’s
We have a lot of differences in this country, especially in these trying times. But one thing all Americans can agree on, is that this shit looks fucking delicious and we’re all gonna get diabetes for sure. (vegans in my comments will be Dikembe Mutombo-style blocked)