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Yoga Teacher. @theunderbellyyoga Author. Nudes. @jessamyntwerks contactjessamyn@gmail.com support@theunderbelly.com

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Paris, France

While I replied “Je ne parle pas Francais” to every hot person who rolled up on me last night, my high school French teacher finally received the validation she’s deserved for years. I mean, damn- even grabbing a phrase book could’ve helped, Stanley. Never again- literally bout to get @rosettastone right now. Last night was the very definition of inappropriate. Paris nightlife is the most at home I’ve felt outside of North Carolina. Party is a universal language. @auroreality- A. @lamutinerieparis est le good good and B. I don’t know how to get into this without fully embarrassing myself, all I’ll say is that my flirting is sketchy enough in English (Also to everyone who’s like “get Duolingo”/“use google translate”, all I have to say is that I, like you, have obviously had Duolingo for years and I only use it when I’m bored and honestly I feel like that should be obvious given my previous statements about my lackluster language skills. And I really don’t know why anyone thinks holding google translate’s conversation feature up to someone’s ear in a sticky queer club at fuck a clock is hot but I’m here to tell you that I’m pretty sure it’s not. 🤷🏿‍♀️)

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Montmartre

It’s day 2 of my period, my birthday is in a little less than two weeks and I’m getting ready for cancer season to begin. I will turn 32 on June 27th. Probably gon spend most of cancer season crying or making someone else cry so look forward to that, Stanley. So fucking glad my @thedivacup made it to Paris and I am grateful that @megababe is keeping my inner thighs slick. Gotta go finish smashing this massive box of pastries. This is what my period looks like. Dress is @boohoo Shoes are @vans Bag is reppin @keplersbooks we coming through with the squad ready to claw shit up cancer season is coming y’all not ready🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 (For the record, I’m double Cancer Virgo rising)

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Paris, France

I am in Paris and I just got my period and @lisaismyname0 wanted me to climb one of y’alls many random ass city mountains. Paris, je t’aime- I wish my @honda metropolitan was here but I love the shit out of you. I see @vespa_official everywhere and I just want to scoot my ass through this city. Until then, my psoas muscles are glad for the workout. Vive La France. Also your wine is fantastic Dress est @boohoo Sunnies est @target

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London, United Kingdom

I’m waiting on my train to Paris and I’m looking/smelling like I’ve been traveling for the better part of 24 hours so I’m remembering this day when I was high, didn’t smell like Ive been traveling, tryin to pick a swimsuit for Carolina river rat season, and finally figured out how to zoom in on IG.

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Song is the goat Danny Brown “I Will” Jumpsuit is @universalstandard

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Durham, North Carolina

Sounds to me like someone got dumped for a fat girl. Honestly, this @telegraph article gave me a hearty chuckle and I bet it’s given them endless clicks. Fatphobia, fun for the whole marketplace. In other news, the new @nike mannequins are fresh to death and fatphobia is basic as fuck. I mean, they gave the mannequin a real ass FUPA, what’s not to love. I stan, @nike @nikewomen. (Also, the fact that @nike’s header currently says “IF YOU HAVE A BODY, YOU ARE AN ATHLETE” made actual tears fall down my cheeks, @nike y’all better slay )

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New York, New York

I will be at the largest female-led festival this year! Catch me Sunday, June 23rd, alongside the other 40+ kick-ass, inspirational women who will be leading workouts, panels, convos, performances and more. Link in bio for details!

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Snowshoe Mountain

Thanks for having me, @wanderlustfest- I just made it back down the mountain and I’m already low key missing the Snowshoe fog. Still carrying the vibe from this morning’s class and already looking forward to Brooklyn- info’s on my website, see y’all in September ✌🏿✌🏿💜💜💋💋 @yogilyons took these and I’m wearing @targetstyle on top and @outdoorvoices on bottom

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Snowshoe, West Virginia

It makes sense that your body’s liberation would be considered offensive, Jessamyn. Have fat black women ever been allowed to live in our own bodies without someone being offended? Everyone loves fatness when it’s packaged in a way that doesn’t feel confrontational. Everyone tolerates blackness when it’s controlled by whiteness. Your goal is not to be classy, Stanley. You don’t strive for modesty. Why do you let yourself be so affected by strangers who live in fear of their own bodies? That’s your yoga, Stanley. This is one of the many things you must face. Your need for approval, your need to get it right. This is the yoga. Walk forward and walk alone. Your liberation is not for sale. The liberation of one leads to freedom for us all. Press on. Photo by @ashedangerphoenix

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Snowshoe, West Virginia

I just arrived at @wanderlustfest and I’m teaching yoga tomorrow at noon & Sunday at 10am and I’m looking forward to meeting y’all and breathing/laughing/farting/crying together. Photo by @ashedangerphoenix

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Durham County, North Carolina

Summer 2019 equals I am officially finished pretending to give a fuck. Sun’s out, thighs out, weed in hand, middle finger up. Your reign is over and it begins with us. Definitely got these sunglasses at @target 😎 Photo by @ashedangerphoenix

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Durham County, North Carolina

Shout out to all the sex workers- y’all don’t get nearly enough credit for the work that you do to make our world better. I am grateful for you. I honor you. I would not be me without you. So much of our collective liberation is because of your work. Happy @ashedangerphoenix took this photo and my swimsuit is old @forever21plus

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